Clive Worth, age 58, from Pontyates in Wales, claims to have had ‘relationships’ with over 1,000 women. While discussing his numerous conquests in Grantham, he writes:

The ones I met from Grantham were very old-fashioned.

I always managed to get them in the end but I usually had to take them out more than once.

My technique would be to break open a bottle of wine and maybe play a little Scrabble, and soon they would be mine.

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