If you’ve been stymied with the regular avenues of breaking into the games business, here’s a fresh new opportunity to come at it from a new approach.

Hasbro will relaunch its Operation game on National Underwear Day. I bet you didn’t know Hasbro was relaunching its Operation game. Or what relaunching actually means, come to that. Or that there was a National Underwear Day.

Anyhoo, they’re looking for someone to play “Cavity Sam”, the iconic guy featured on the Operation board. All you have to do is lie around on a strecher, imrpovising aches and pains, while in your underwear. It’s two days work, five hours a day, $750 a day.