The Game of Clarity is a mystical “everyone wins” game that purports to give you clarity about your life.

“The object of the Game is to get out of the Rat Race and into the Heart to complete your Journey around all Four Wings and land back in the Heart.”

And so on and on and on and on.

The designer was watching the fiasco of the Gore-Bush presidential election when she suddenly realized that she could create a game that would teach people how to deal with their uncnscious fears.

The game costs $150.

Ah. One thing is now perfectly clear.