This is a very special post from Purple Pawn, giving you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to earn millions of dollars for the cost of only $1!

In this post, I present the MLM Board Game, a virtual instantiation of a business practice that preys on suckers all around the world [1]. You can be one of those suckers!

Here’s how I will become a millionaire, and you will too! Just link to this post and send $1 to me. Then send a link to this post to 5 of your friends with instructions to send $1 to me, too. They’ll tell 5 friends, and they’ll tell 5 friends, and so on. Soon, I’ll be rolling in money. And, since you know me, people will give you money, too! It’s that simple!

And look! They have an affiliate program for selling the board game, too!

[1] Not all MLM schemes are shady or illegal. Getting screwed is not guaranteed, and depends on whether you are first required to outlay money or get paid to subscribe new members. All sales are final.