dungeons_and_dragonsTaking a break from licensing their board games for online cash slot machines (and movies and clothes and …), the crew at Hasbro searched around the office for something else they could sully, and apparently settled on D&D.

Inspired by the RPG, you can “choose to play” a specific hero, roll d20s, and “face down” the legendary fearsome copper dragon and bloodkiss beholder. In other words, it’s a slot machine: put your money in and pull the handle.

Wow. How wrong.