Static Soccer by sggc Nubia Games from Indiana (but created by someone from Ghana), is a board  with a bunch of little lightly magnetic poles sticking up on your side of a simulated soccer field. A sensitive electronic doodad keeps score and buzzes.

It won’t replace Foosball – it probably won’t replace Knock Hockey – but don’t listen to me. Listen to the soothing flight attendant who narrates the instruction video.

Yours for $95.