Sggc Enchanted Beard Press would like me to tell you that they have a game called Drunkfish, which is a drinking party game.

The game is basically: roll the dice, drink a lot of shots, draw a card and do what it says (generally stupid, silly, or disgusting) for the rest of the game or drink more shots. La la la.

The rules include exhortations against actually getting drunk, such as “Enchanted Beard Press strongly encourages you to play Drunkfish with non-alcoholic beverages.” Yeah, right. It also includes many warnings about drinking responsibly.