Somewhere in Hasbro is a team who thought that regular Monopoly is too educational and strategic, and so they created electronic banking and express versions of Monopoly. And then they thought that even these versions are too cerebral, and so they came up with a Monopoly-branded game with a cash machine that randomly shoots out money and cards that you have to be the first one to grab in order to buy things.

Come to think of it, maybe it’s a little too educational, after all.