Thanks to Stratus Games, one of our readers is going to win a copy of Off Your Rocker!

Talk to the pawns at our swanky new Play page and diagnose which quirky condition they are suffering from.

You: What did you do today?
The Pawns: I built a ship in a bottle and really got in to it.

You: How do you feel?
The Pawns: Not so great. I’m feeling a bit stuffed up right now.

You: What is your biggest fear?
The Pawns: Recycling!

You: I diagnose … that you think you are trapped in a bottle!

The Pawns: Hooray! You’ve won a game!

Come into the Play page, have some fun with us and win a copy of Off Your Rocker!